I never get to
listen to the news anymore because of my summer schedule; that said what did I
miss in a week? A lot!
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Sleeping Baby Girl (1) |
Well, in the
news, which I am so far behind reading, I noticed that my protagonist, Kim Kardashian
(KK from the rest of this discussion), named her new born daughter "North West." Now, in defense of
KK, if I was in this position again and had the opportunity to burden a brand
new person’s life with a nostalgic and or bizarre name, I would do it all over
again! This time I would probably be like KK and name my children based on the “Event”
and or “Location” of making the baby.
EVENT – I would no longer focus on any kind of spiritual
significance or unusual foreign influence, no, just how we got here! For
example:
Holla Sharpton - if getting there was memorable to say the least,
you know what I mean.
Really WhWi (short for Where the Hell Was I?) Sharpton
- the event was an unfortunate circumstance in conception hell.
LOCATION – I would want to continue being CONSISTENT to "EVENT" (this is to fulfill
my role as an accountant) something I am reminded about everyday. For Example:
AnA (short for Anytime and Anywhere) Sharpton –
this would be a second baby to Holla’s baby daddy, if you know what
mean! Oh yeah!
Not Again
Sharpton – I would probably claim a mental
disorder at this point to cover up the fact I went back, had sex and got catch with
another baby from WhWi’s baby daddy. Oh man, it happens, not a lot but to a few!
Okay, so I am
having a little fun but check it out. What is little North West going to do in High School? It may help that her parents are rich but she is going to get a beat
down all her life!
Just keeping it
real, folks! Peace Diana…
(c) Copywrite by Diana Mary Sharpton
Reference:
1. Photograph: Sleeping Baby Girl. Original web location was not located
(c) Copywrite by Diana Mary Sharpton
Reference:
1. Photograph: Sleeping Baby Girl. Original web location was not located
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